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OT: World ends on May 21, 2011
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Ultimate Dj
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ozy wrote:
It's serious.

They predicted the exact day of the last 35 Ends of the World.

They just didn't specify WHICH world.

On march 13th, 1972 - as correctly predicted - Planet 356 of Sun 33 of Galaxy 8422 crashed and burned.

Victims: zero. It was inhabited only by big chunks of iron ore.

On january, 1th 1983 - again, as correctly predicted - Star 12, Second Building, 4th Floor of Galaxy 43/b turned to a big yellow cloud.

Victims: two whole varieties of clams. Clams had ruled that Galaxy for 25 BILLION years. And yet the Lord punished their arrogance.

Clam chowder drought ripped through the Universe for HOURS, even for... maybe half a day, in what came to be remembered among scientists and Theologians alike as "the Boston Big Hunger".

So, REPENT!

and get back your Kronos downpayment.



LOL Laughing Very Happy
Thanks for the fantastic laugh bro!! haha that was great


BasariStudios wrote:
I think KRONOS got mad and decided to end the World...


Lol but Poseidon and Zeus would stop him like before. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well its 5:38 UK time - nothing to report here apart from an unusual yellow fireball on the horizon.

Birds are still singing so hopefully that's a good sign.

Wife and kids safely locked up in the hastily made fall out shelter and I have my tin foil hat on.

Will try to keep you posted

Armageddon out of here...
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Angels - I can see Angels








Sorry, Pidgeons
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just wanted to report that everything here is %# €£,'..........
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For those of you able to read this...the world ended...
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I woke up! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today is supposed to be the day of Rapture. Meaning that at 6PM (local time apparently, sweeping the globe), God's 'chosen few' will ascend to the heavens.

Furthermore a massive earthquake should circle the globe after them.
And then 5 or six months later the world will end on October the 21st.



Apparently, all based upon the asumptions some crank of an engineer made about dates and predictions in the bible. very flawed if you ask me.

Assumptions such as quoted from the bible "a day in God's time is like 1000 years" and vice versa.
I think the key word there is like. Also I think it is always best to treat the bible as a guide or reference, a rough account of what happened. Considering it is written many years later and in some means tells stories of things which happened before anyone was around to see it. It is by no means the whole picture.

Anyway he assumed that based on the solar year and one day being 1000 years that god said he would wipe the earth clean "in seven days" after the great flood.

Or something like that.


I must point out that I can't serious believe any of this.
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rderderian wrote:
For those of you able to read this...the world ended...


apparently our parallel universe was not affected. Very Happy

Sun is shining here. Very Happy

Well, you'll live in our memories forever. Crying or Very sad

Of course, in our parallel universe the Faminly Network website is still on... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

X-Trade wrote:
Today is supposed to be the day of Rapture.


listen, we play against Bollate tonight al 20:00

Can your sources tell me if Greta and Giulia will be Bleessed by a Superior Entity and will hit in the 2base-hole while two runners are on base?

I REALLY need to know that.

If we win at Bollate, End of the World can happen later, around 23, I won't care.


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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:07 am    Post subject: The world changed today Reply with quote

Jerome put the English version of the Kronos User Guide on the web.

The world didnt end - but it did change - link is on the German User Guide thread.

Exciting....
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So far, it's a beautiful day around here.
But if the world should really come to an end today, I sure hope it won't happen before 8pm -- so I can die on stage.
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gargamel314 wrote:
Anyone in Australia or Asia want to comment on this? isn't it rapture day there now?


No reply...I guess we can assume the worst.
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BillW wrote:
Oztralia and Asia No reply...I guess we can assume the worst.


don't.

They all just received their Kronoses yesterday...

They're too busy to post on lunatic OT threads Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2011 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ozy wrote:
BillW wrote:
Oztralia and Asia No reply...I guess we can assume the worst.


don't.

They all just received their Kronoses yesterday...

They're too busy to post on lunatic OT threads Laughing


I want mine!!! Mad
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