MASTER COLLECTION OF PATCHES FOR THE R3 AND RADIAS

DaniH · Post by **DaniH** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:39 am

Step 1. Power up key board
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

Rosen Sound · Post by **Rosen Sound** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:03 am

u guys are no help i have this usb cable in my mouth and i cant hear anything!!

winstonsmith · Post by **winstonsmith** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:24 am

Have you updated the drivers for your mouth?

Rosen Sound · Post by **Rosen Sound** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:26 am

where do i get those. Please spoon feed me

winstonsmith · Post by **winstonsmith** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:39 am

Well it depends what you're after really, there's such a range:

- Silver spoons, stainless steel, wooden
- Teaspoons, table spoons, dessert spoons

In serious cases you might just need to stick a fork in your eye and record the sound of pain you make and use that in your music. In that case, you can kill two birds with one stone:

Rosen Sound · Post by **Rosen Sound** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:43 am

thanks ill try that

*eye bleeds*

Thanks guys im gonna go make some dubstep now
Herp Derp womp womp

Eat-Static · Post by **Eat-Static** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:24 pm

xmlguy wrote:Learning how to program a synth is a hell of a lot easier than learning how to play violin or guitar, or any other traditional instrument except kazoo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oau9gtG5Om8

Eat Static.

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:16 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4_AT4hiDj4

pillbug · Post by **pillbug** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:25 am

robbinhood wrote:u guys are no help i have this usb cable in my mouth and i cant hear anything!!

That's because it's MIDI not audio...

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:51 am

robbinhood wrote:u guys are no help i have this usb cable in my mouth and i cant hear anything!!

Try sticking it into the port at the other end.

Rosen Sound · Post by **Rosen Sound** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:46 am

*hopes everyone caught my blatant sarcasm*

winstonsmith · Post by **winstonsmith** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:53 pm

You might have been

tpantano · Post by **tpantano** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:43 pm

sticky? I know it's sortof a joke but it's amazing advice

winstonsmith · Post by **winstonsmith** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:55 am

Sticky? Must have missed that post where that was advised... where have you been putting that damn cable, man?!??!

OK, enough silliness from me, I bow out of the thread now, it's been fun

nene · Post by **nene** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:40 am

you guys are gonna make me lose my job!!!

I was laughing so hard when I am reading this thread that my boss thought that i have gone bonkers!!!