Me and an electrician troubleshot it all the way from keys to the interior of the circuit board with a multimeter and careful probing.
No detectable culprit was found! The keys still don't work..
BUT, the notes do work using an external midi keyboard.
I've tried using my old MK keyboard to see if it was keyboard related, but the same keys remained dead. So it seems it's not a keyboard based problem. Yet, on the other hand, given the external keyboard made those notes sound, it seems to indicate that the keyboard Is the problem

I'd really like to get the keys working again. Even though 'only' 5 keys don't work, they ruin the playability of the MK, yet it also seems the MK's not quiet ruined enough to throw it away altogether. Selling it in also isn't likely a good option, since it's both in used condition and partially malfunctioning plus due to unidentified reasons.
The multimeter displayed no problems. No cracked or missing soldering. The circuit board has been cleaned, and the ribbon cables checked for continuity. Perhaps it's some vodoo by the Roland module? What else?