Ke$ha caught Kaossilating herself

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:58 am

like a pro...

Was it good for you?

ozy · Post by **ozy** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:25 pm

uhm... not bad...

do they produce the Kaoss in Naughty Twins versions as well?

I can imagine a Korg marketing meeting: "ok, 25 of our high end customers want a software upgrade for the Oasys. 230.000 customers in the 13/87 male w*nk*r segment want better chain-strapping hooks on the Kaoss. There's money for just one of the projects. Those who are for a new Kaoss Slutty Edition vote Aye. Aye it is. Next Item..."

PS: I've always wondered WHO could buy a WHITE voyager. Now I know.

Pastor-of-Muppets · Post by **Pastor-of-Muppets** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:26 pm

ozy wrote:I can imagine a Korg marketing meeting: "ok, 25 of our high end customers want a software upgrade for the Oasys. 230.000 customers in the 13/87 male w*nk*r segment want better chain-strapping hooks on the Kaoss. There's money for just one of the projects. Those who are for a new Kaoss Slutty Edition vote Aye. Aye it is. Next Item..."

I initially misread the segment as 18-37 but what you actually wrote is far funnier

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:32 pm

They haven't done a pink version of this Kaossilator yet, but I don't think Ke$ha is into hello kitty. There's what....5 different colors of the MicroKorg XL, right? There's good precedent for a metallic blue and gold Ke$ha strap-on chain edition, with matching black leather softshell case, with hidden compartments for flaskossilator and various necessary medications. The battery pack and a stereo wireless instrument transmitter would be welcome accessories. Maybe some KaossKondoms for safe touchpadding should be required.

I've got to say that the NAMM 2010 videos by Aaron and Rich just don't sell the Kaossilator Pro with quite the enthusiasm as Ke$ha. If I was the VP of Marketing, I would've been on the phone with Ke$ha's agent within minutes of seeing these photos. This is an endorsement with legs.

Bowmoney · Post by **Bowmoney** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:50 pm

gross....she sucks, her kpro is ugly, and she totally turn a legitimate synth into some kind of flava flav ironic hipster fashion trend...

hate it...makes me embarrassed...

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:01 pm

Flava flav sells lots of timepieces. Oh, that reminds me, a crackpipe slot will be useful. Anyone else notice she's wearing an American Flag as an assessory too, and lets it touch the floor as she squats?

Miggz McFly · Post by **Miggz McFly** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:52 pm

Bowmoney wrote:gross....she sucks, her kpro is ugly, and she totally turn a legitimate synth into some kind of flava flav ironic hipster fashion trend...

hate it...makes me embarrassed...

lets not take it that far

Hedegaard · Post by **Hedegaard** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:21 pm

Lets hope Akos dosen't see this thread........

roxxx303 · Post by **roxxx303** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:39 am

xmlguy wrote:They haven't done a pink version of this Kaossilator yet, but I don't think Ke$ha is into hello kitty. There's what....5 different colors of the MicroKorg XL, right? There's good precedent for a metallic blue and gold Ke$ha strap-on chain edition, with matching black leather softshell case, with hidden compartments for flaskossilator and various necessary medications. The battery pack and a stereo wireless instrument transmitter would be welcome accessories. Maybe some KaossKondoms for safe touchpadding should be required.

I've got to say that the NAMM 2010 videos by Aaron and Rich just don't sell the Kaossilator Pro with quite the enthusiasm as Ke$ha. If I was the VP of Marketing, I would've been on the phone with Ke$ha's agent within minutes of seeing these photos. This is an endorsement with legs.

Korg also used "hot" girls in their marketing videos. But only in the eastern hemisphere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhJWsqC7IQ

And there was a similar Kaossilator Pro-video I can't find anymore on YouTube...

SMK · Post by **SMK** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:15 am

this is brilliant! I'm more interested in how the custom Kaossilator was made. What powers is and so on. Really cool use of the Pro. I don't know anything about the Kesha (don't listen to top 40) but I like the idea.

roxxx303 · Post by **roxxx303** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:28 pm

SMK wrote:this is brilliant! I'm more interested in how the custom Kaossilator was made. What powers is and so on. Really cool use of the Pro. I don't know anything about the Kesha (don't listen to top 40) but I like the idea.

A "battery-pack" for the KPro would rock! Build songs on the go was the plus of the original kaossilator, but no save - KPro can save but no battery! When do we get the perfect kaossilator? (Perhaps an iKaossilator?)

xmlguy · Post by **xmlguy** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:42 am

roxxx303 wrote:Korg also used "hot" girls in their marketing videos. But only in the eastern hemisphere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhJWsqC7IQ

And there was a similar Kaossilator Pro-video I can't find anymore on YouTube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... -64YZpIBzI

Control · Post by **Control** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:44 pm

Yeoowwwwwwwwwza ;P

I remember hearing a keysha song called Take it off and I always thought the Bass line was oddly familiar to a Kaossilator Pro synth (the second program in C)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oh4I5Yn7Bo

Ahnyxrik · Post by **Ahnyxrik** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:02 am

she can hang out in our studio ANYTIME............

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