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Ke$ha caught Kaossilating herself
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:58 am
by xmlguy
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:25 pm
by ozy
uhm... not bad...
do they produce the Kaoss in Naughty Twins versions as well?
I can imagine a Korg marketing meeting: "ok, 25 of our high end customers want a software upgrade for the Oasys. 230.000 customers in the 13/87 male w*nk*r segment want better chain-strapping hooks on the Kaoss. There's money for just one of the projects. Those who are for a new Kaoss Slutty Edition vote Aye. Aye it is. Next Item..."
PS: I've always wondered WHO could buy a WHITE voyager. Now I know.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:26 pm
by Pastor-of-Muppets
ozy wrote:I can imagine a Korg marketing meeting: "ok, 25 of our high end customers want a software upgrade for the Oasys. 230.000 customers in the 13/87 male w*nk*r segment want better chain-strapping hooks on the Kaoss. There's money for just one of the projects. Those who are for a new Kaoss Slutty Edition vote Aye. Aye it is. Next Item..."
I initially misread the segment as 18-37 but what you actually wrote is far funnier

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:32 pm
by xmlguy
They haven't done a pink version of this Kaossilator yet, but I don't think Ke$ha is into hello kitty. There's what....5 different colors of the MicroKorg XL, right? There's good precedent for a metallic blue and gold Ke$ha strap-on chain edition, with matching black leather softshell case, with hidden compartments for flaskossilator and various necessary medications. The battery pack and a stereo wireless instrument transmitter would be welcome accessories. Maybe some KaossKondoms for safe touchpadding should be required.
I've got to say that the NAMM 2010 videos by Aaron and Rich just don't sell the Kaossilator Pro with quite the enthusiasm as Ke$ha. If I was the VP of Marketing, I would've been on the phone with Ke$ha's agent within minutes of seeing these photos. This is an endorsement with legs.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:50 pm
by Bowmoney
gross....she sucks, her kpro is ugly, and she totally turn a legitimate synth into some kind of flava flav ironic hipster fashion trend...
hate it...makes me embarrassed...
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:01 pm
by xmlguy
Flava flav sells lots of timepieces. Oh, that reminds me, a crackpipe slot will be useful. Anyone else notice she's wearing an American Flag as an assessory too, and lets it touch the floor as she squats?
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:52 pm
by Miggz McFly
Bowmoney wrote:gross....she sucks, her kpro is ugly, and she totally turn a legitimate synth into some kind of flava flav ironic hipster fashion trend...
hate it...makes me embarrassed...
lets not take it that far

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:21 pm
by Hedegaard
Lets hope Akos dosen't see this thread........
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:39 am
by roxxx303
xmlguy wrote:They haven't done a pink version of this Kaossilator yet, but I don't think Ke$ha is into hello kitty. There's what....5 different colors of the MicroKorg XL, right? There's good precedent for a metallic blue and gold Ke$ha strap-on chain edition, with matching black leather softshell case, with hidden compartments for flaskossilator and various necessary medications. The battery pack and a stereo wireless instrument transmitter would be welcome accessories. Maybe some KaossKondoms for safe touchpadding should be required.
I've got to say that the NAMM 2010 videos by Aaron and Rich just don't sell the Kaossilator Pro with quite the enthusiasm as Ke$ha. If I was the VP of Marketing, I would've been on the phone with Ke$ha's agent within minutes of seeing these photos. This is an endorsement with legs.
Korg also used "hot" girls in their marketing videos. But only in the eastern hemisphere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhJWsqC7IQ
And there was a similar Kaossilator Pro-video I can't find anymore on YouTube...
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:15 am
by SMK
this is brilliant! I'm more interested in how the custom Kaossilator was made. What powers is and so on. Really cool use of the Pro. I don't know anything about the Kesha (don't listen to top 40) but I like the idea.
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:28 pm
by roxxx303
SMK wrote:this is brilliant! I'm more interested in how the custom Kaossilator was made. What powers is and so on. Really cool use of the Pro. I don't know anything about the Kesha (don't listen to top 40) but I like the idea.
A "battery-pack" for the KPro would rock! Build songs on the go was the plus of the original kaossilator, but no save - KPro can save but no battery! When do we get the perfect kaossilator? (Perhaps an iKaossilator?)
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:42 am
by xmlguy
roxxx303 wrote:Korg also used "hot" girls in their marketing videos. But only in the eastern hemisphere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhJWsqC7IQ
And there was a similar Kaossilator Pro-video I can't find anymore on YouTube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... -64YZpIBzI
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:44 pm
by Control
Yeoowwwwwwwwwza ;P
I remember hearing a keysha song called Take it off and I always thought the Bass line was oddly familiar to a Kaossilator Pro synth (the second program in C)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oh4I5Yn7Bo
KE$HA KAOSSILATOR LIVE
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:02 am
by Ahnyxrik
she can hang out in our studio ANYTIME............
