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AARGGHH!! Look what the new update has done to my Kronos !





N.B. this is not my toilet, it's a random pic i found on google and as it's xmas i thought I'd have a bit of fun

At least you can flush your memory now when it's full.

Yuma wrote:At least you can flush your memory now when it's full.

I wouldn't like to see how you make a 'sample'

Caution!!!
21st century Wavestation!!

If yer feeling flushed, come on in and have a seat! Water the plants if you like!

Watered down sounds and a cr**py interface!

"The place where inspiration happens..."

When I said I wanted new samples, I didn't say stool samples !

Not fussed about the lack of piano roll, but I hope this model comes with a loo roll.

"After all this time I finally found a use for my wavedrum"

Damn you Korg and your crap sequencer...I can't figure out how to finish that last movement...

Those industrious and ever inventive boffins at Korg have developed a revolutionary new interface for their Kronos machines.
The "Butt Klench" is remarkable in its simplicity.

Some of our best ideas come to us whilst sitting on the toilet, and with nothing more than some Klenching and Squeezing, you can now turn your ideas into reality with the (still to be patented) "Butt Klench".

Klenching produces notes in the lower register, and Squeezing in the high.
After initial experiments, Korg have issued a disclaimer stating that any notes produced by Squeezing higher than C5 may produce Brown Noise and will accept no responsibility for damage caused to the Squeezor or to the Toilet.

Korg are still in negotiations with YouTube to get round the obvious problems in showing the end user a practical demonstration, however we can expect a watered down video shortly.

Connecting the User to the Kronos has been a challenge for Korg, however they have teamed up with "Tongue in Cheek" who have come up with the equally remarkable P-Link (for male users) and the V-Link (for female users) interfaces which have been a big hit with Beta Testers.

Proffesor Ivor Justfarted of the Colon Institute has endorsed Korg's ingenuity and states that he is looking forward to producing some epic movements in the coming months.

Korg - taking the crap you hear in your head and turning it into reality.

Memory dump!

..Joe