WARNING! Maybe this should be a sticky ! ;)

runningman67 · Post by **runningman67** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:26 am

There has been an increased amount of divorce, due to the Kronos Widow Syndrome. This can cause wives to seek unreasonable settlements, due to neglect. More alarming is that wives have been seen to execute random acts of minor violence and gross acts of exaggeration.
Below is a link to a court case, where 2 'Kronos Widows are seeking such a settlement' .
You have been warned !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtSvCPaygs

Dniss · Post by **Dniss** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:32 am

michelkeijzers · Post by **michelkeijzers** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:47 am

I gave my wife a guitar (she started learning to play it) ... maybe that helps.

runningman67 · Post by **runningman67** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:58 am

michelkeijzers wrote:I gave my wife a guitar (she started learning to play it) ... maybe that helps.

A wise move Michel. I gave mine a flute

michelkeijzers · Post by **michelkeijzers** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:12 am

runningman67 wrote:
michelkeijzers wrote:I gave my wife a guitar (she started learning to play it) ... maybe that helps.
A wise move Michel. I gave mine a flute

If you give your own flute, you might get destracted too much when playing the Kronos. However in the buy/sell Pepperpotty has a recorder (flute) for sale or trade

(sorry Friday afternoon here already).

arne v · Post by **arne v** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:16 am

lol.. i gave my wife a new tv and free cable

I dont watch tv and she cant stop watching the damn thing

Then she will leave me alone with my precious..hehe

(edit: typo)

AdDeRoo · Post by **AdDeRoo** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:29 am

I gave my wife a horse, which actually is way more time and money consuming than a Kronos, so I should still be the complaining party.....

But we're bot happy...

Good weekend and enjoy the Kronos!

Sparker · Post by **Sparker** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:02 pm

Keep up the good work guys

michelkeijzers · Post by **michelkeijzers** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:09 pm

AdDeRoo wrote:I gave my wife a horse, which actually is way more time and money consuming than a Kronos, so I should still be the complaining party.....

But we're bot happy...

Good weekend and enjoy the Kronos!

Just add all the additional cost of the horse and use it as argument when you buy your next synth (or synths sounds).

RKfan · Post by **RKfan** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:47 pm

OK a horse is a pretty good exchange. So how is this....

I was getting paid a bonus at Christmas so I suggested to the wife I could get the Kronos early. To my surprise she said yes and I bought one a few weekends before the big day. I had to hide the keyboard in the cupboard under the stairs for about three weeks since the kids still believe in Santa. So a week after putting the box away, I say to the wife "Thanks dear, you've been really reasonable with this I though I would have to wait till the bonus was in the bank." She said something like "think nothing of it" and the next week comes home and says "I dont know if you have seen it, but there is a nice house for sale around the corner."

Anyway we are moving into it in May - the kids have been working with the missus to keep me happy about being stitched up so effectively - they are calling one of the bedrooms "The Kronos Room".....

Cpilot · Post by **Cpilot** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:37 pm

My wife is now one of the dear departed, so I bought a Kronos to help fill in the gap. Not quite the same but it helps.

Bryan

runningman67 · Post by **runningman67** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:00 pm

Cpilot wrote:My wife is now one of the dear departed, so I bought a Kronos to help fill in the gap. Not quite the same but it helps.

Bryan

Sorry to hear that Bryan.

Music can be a great escape sometimes .

levioter · Post by **levioter** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:05 pm

I think I am the very "special" one:
I am a drummer.
I am on this forum on behalf on my wife who does not like too much technical stuff. She is THE keybordist.
So SHE is the owner of the Kronos !!

Who can say "more" ?
:wacky:

michelkeijzers · Post by **michelkeijzers** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:22 pm

levioter wrote:I think I am the very "special" one:
I am a drummer.
I am on this forum on behalf on my wife who does not like too much technical stuff. She is THE keybordist.
So SHE is the owner of the Kronos !!

Who can say "more" ?

Well you can buy yourself a new drums when needed.

PianoManChuck · Post by **PianoManChuck** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:52 pm

I wrote a beautiful song for my wife and named it after her!
Damn... only worked for a couple of weeks.