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runningman67 · Last edited by runningman67 on Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:02 am; edited 1 time in total

There has been an increased amount of divorce, due to the Kronos Widow Syndrome. This can cause wives to seek unreasonable settlements, due to neglect. More alarming is that wives have been seen to execute random acts of minor violence and gross acts of exaggeration.
Below is a link to a court case, where 2 'Kronos Widows are seeking such a settlement' .
You have been warned !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtSvCPaygs

Dniss · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:32 am Post subject:

michelkeijzers · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:47 am Post subject:

I gave my wife a guitar (she started learning to play it) ... maybe that helps.
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runningman67 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:58 am Post subject:

michelkeijzers · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:12 am Post subject:

arne v · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:16 am Post subject:

lol.. i gave my wife a new tv and free cable Smile

I dont watch tv and she cant stop watching the damn thing Confused

Then she will leave me alone with my precious..hehe

(edit: typo)

AdDeRoo · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:29 am Post subject:

I gave my wife a horse, which actually is way more time and money consuming than a Kronos, so I should still be the complaining party.....

But we're bot happy...

Good weekend and enjoy the Kronos!
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Sparker · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:02 pm Post subject:

Keep up the good work guys Laughing

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michelkeijzers · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:09 pm Post subject:

RKfan · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:47 pm Post subject:

OK a horse is a pretty good exchange. So how is this....

I was getting paid a bonus at Christmas so I suggested to the wife I could get the Kronos early. To my surprise she said yes and I bought one a few weekends before the big day. I had to hide the keyboard in the cupboard under the stairs for about three weeks since the kids still believe in Santa. So a week after putting the box away, I say to the wife "Thanks dear, you've been really reasonable with this I though I would have to wait till the bonus was in the bank." She said something like "think nothing of it" and the next week comes home and says "I dont know if you have seen it, but there is a nice house for sale around the corner."

Anyway we are moving into it in May - the kids have been working with the missus to keep me happy about being stitched up so effectively - they are calling one of the bedrooms "The Kronos Room".....

Cpilot · Senior Member Joined: 05 Oct 2011 Posts: 427

My wife is now one of the dear departed, so I bought a Kronos to help fill in the gap. Not quite the same but it helps.

Bryan

runningman67 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:00 pm Post subject:

levioter · Senior Member Joined: 28 Sep 2011 Posts: 401

I think I am the very "special" one:
I am a drummer.
I am on this forum on behalf on my wife who does not like too much technical stuff. She is THE keybordist.
So SHE is the owner of the Kronos !! Very Happy

Who can say "more" ?
Wacky

michelkeijzers · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:22 pm Post subject:

PianoManChuck · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:52 pm Post subject:

I wrote a beautiful song for my wife and named it after her!
Damn... only worked for a couple of weeks.
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