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runningman67 Platinum Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:26 am Post subject: WARNING! Maybe this should be a sticky ! ;) |
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There has been an increased amount of divorce, due to the Kronos Widow Syndrome. This can cause wives to seek unreasonable settlements, due to neglect. More alarming is that wives have been seen to execute random acts of minor violence and gross acts of exaggeration.
Below is a link to a court case, where 2 'Kronos Widows are seeking such a settlement' .
You have been warned !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrtSvCPaygs
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Dniss Platinum Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:32 am Post subject: |
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lol |
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michelkeijzers Approved Merchant
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:47 am Post subject: |
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I gave my wife a guitar (she started learning to play it) ... maybe that helps. _________________
Developer of the free PCG file managing application for most Korg workstations: PCG Tools, see https://www.kronoshaven.com/pcgtools/ |
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runningman67 Platinum Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:58 am Post subject: |
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michelkeijzers wrote: | I gave my wife a guitar (she started learning to play it) ... maybe that helps. |
A wise move Michel. I gave mine a flute _________________ https://m.youtube.com/user/1967runningman |
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michelkeijzers Approved Merchant
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:12 am Post subject: |
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runningman67 wrote: | michelkeijzers wrote: | I gave my wife a guitar (she started learning to play it) ... maybe that helps. |
A wise move Michel. I gave mine a flute |
If you give your own flute, you might get destracted too much when playing the Kronos. However in the buy/sell Pepperpotty has a recorder (flute) for sale or trade
(sorry Friday afternoon here already). _________________
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arne v Full Member
Joined: 23 Aug 2011 Posts: 195 Location: Norway
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:16 am Post subject: |
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lol.. i gave my wife a new tv and free cable
I dont watch tv and she cant stop watching the damn thing
Then she will leave me alone with my precious..hehe
(edit: typo)
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AdDeRoo Platinum Member
Joined: 20 May 2009 Posts: 524 Location: Northern Italy
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:29 am Post subject: |
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I gave my wife a horse, which actually is way more time and money consuming than a Kronos, so I should still be the complaining party.....
But we're bot happy...
Good weekend and enjoy the Kronos! _________________ Ad
Current gear : Korg Kronos 88 (SN 0979) / Nektar LX88+ / Korg PA2X / Kurzweil K2500R / Korg Nanopad2 / Neo Ventilator / Akai EWI USB / Cantabile / Reaper / Cakewalk / Reason / way too many VST's |
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Sparker Senior Member
Joined: 26 Feb 2009 Posts: 483 Location: Wales UK
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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Keep up the good work guys _________________ Kronos 61 & KK KARMA / Triton Ex c/w MOSS and TR KARMA / MS2000 / Radias / Kaossilator Pro & Kaossilator / Korg Kontrol 49 / Nanopad / Novation Nova / Waldorf Blofeld
Line 6 Flextone XL / Line 6 POD XT / Roland V Bass / Ampeg Portabass & Cab / Assorted Guitars (no whammy bar) ... and a Fender Champ ... |
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michelkeijzers Approved Merchant
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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AdDeRoo wrote: | I gave my wife a horse, which actually is way more time and money consuming than a Kronos, so I should still be the complaining party.....
But we're bot happy...
Good weekend and enjoy the Kronos! |
Just add all the additional cost of the horse and use it as argument when you buy your next synth (or synths sounds). _________________
Developer of the free PCG file managing application for most Korg workstations: PCG Tools, see https://www.kronoshaven.com/pcgtools/ |
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RKfan Senior Member
Joined: 15 Feb 2011 Posts: 402 Location: Cambridge, England
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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OK a horse is a pretty good exchange. So how is this....
I was getting paid a bonus at Christmas so I suggested to the wife I could get the Kronos early. To my surprise she said yes and I bought one a few weekends before the big day. I had to hide the keyboard in the cupboard under the stairs for about three weeks since the kids still believe in Santa. So a week after putting the box away, I say to the wife "Thanks dear, you've been really reasonable with this I though I would have to wait till the bonus was in the bank." She said something like "think nothing of it" and the next week comes home and says "I dont know if you have seen it, but there is a nice house for sale around the corner."
Anyway we are moving into it in May - the kids have been working with the missus to keep me happy about being stitched up so effectively - they are calling one of the bedrooms "The Kronos Room"..... |
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Cpilot Senior Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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My wife is now one of the dear departed, so I bought a Kronos to help fill in the gap. Not quite the same but it helps.
Bryan |
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runningman67 Platinum Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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Cpilot wrote: | My wife is now one of the dear departed, so I bought a Kronos to help fill in the gap. Not quite the same but it helps.
Bryan |
Sorry to hear that Bryan.
Music can be a great escape sometimes . _________________ https://m.youtube.com/user/1967runningman |
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levioter Senior Member
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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I think I am the very "special" one:
I am a drummer.
I am on this forum on behalf on my wife who does not like too much technical stuff. She is THE keybordist.
So SHE is the owner of the Kronos !!
Who can say "more" ?
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michelkeijzers Approved Merchant
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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levioter wrote: | I think I am the very "special" one:
I am a drummer.
I am on this forum on behalf on my wife who does not like too much technical stuff. She is THE keybordist.
So SHE is the owner of the Kronos !!
Who can say "more" ?
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Well you can buy yourself a new drums when needed. _________________
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PianoManChuck Platinum Member
Joined: 09 Aug 2011 Posts: 832 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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I wrote a beautiful song for my wife and named it after her!
Damn... only worked for a couple of weeks. _________________ Check me out at PianoManChuck |
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