April 1st is here...

EnjoyRC · Post by **EnjoyRC** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:36 pm

Does everyone have their April Fools jokes ready to post?

Oooo.. guess what was on my front porch today? LOL..

Kronos production cancelled...

Yamaha purchased Korg to obtain Kronos...

Casio purchased Yamaha...

Blah, blah, blah...

Gargamel314 · Post by **Gargamel314** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:21 pm

good job... you just totally squashed at least 3 KF members' plans for friday. might want to apologize to ozy and mchale ...

EnjoyRC · Post by **EnjoyRC** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:40 pm

Ha Ha... I was thinking of them too...

McHale · Post by **McHale** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:45 pm

I've NEVER posted an April Fool's thread. Ever...

Post by **Sharp** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:07 pm

I was going to make a 3D model of a Kronos Rack, but since it's Mothers day this Sunday I better put my 3D to work making a nice Card or I'll be shot.

Sharp.

ozy · Post by **ozy** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:18 pm

Imagine the poor guy at Roland who is in charge of communications for the Musikmesse.

He was supposed to release a teaser in advance of the week-end

for the new, amazing - no, "amazed" is not enough, make that... "prepare to be overwhelmed" - new roland 128 voice 88 keys real analogue plus piano modeling synth, on sale at 2800 us$...

... he was ready to post it on Youtube tonight...

... he has spent 30 millions of company money on production...

... and he suddendly realizes that tomorrow is April 1st,

and NOBODY will take seriously the teaser.

Life can be sooooo unfair...

Rosen Sound · Post by **Rosen Sound** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:14 pm

April fools is tomorrow, treat yourself to watching the greatest/worst movie ever made called "The Room"
you wont regret it.

Teh Mick · Post by **Teh Mick** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:04 pm

robbinhood wrote:April fools is tomorrow, treat yourself to watching the greatest/worst movie ever made called "The Room"
you wont regret it.

That's actually a good idea

axxim · Post by **axxim** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:40 pm

hmm... what about this?

http://forums.rolandclan.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=36968

Could it be that the Rolanders have better spys?

EnjoyRC · Post by **EnjoyRC** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:49 pm

Hmmmm.. I see it on my iMS-20 too.

Rosen Sound · Post by **Rosen Sound** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:56 pm

hold the phone.... so now there may be a new korg analog as well?
what the hell?!?!?!?!

ozy · Post by **ozy** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:10 pm

and all your money tied into that wonderful new workstation you just pre-ordered...

wazzaname: the Kronometron? The Pornos?

while I enjoy my semimodular 88-keys polyphonic ps3300 remake...

and you will ask: pulleeeezzze, Oz, may I just fiddle with that for 5 minutes?

but no!

I'll be merciless

synthguy · Post by **synthguy** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:42 pm

If it plays at least ONE voice, I'll forget everything else to GET IT!!!11

But seriously, I'll be staying tuned.

ozy · Post by **ozy** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:45 pm

How many hours before the Musikmesse starts?

uhm... 126?

Ok, I'll go get some coffee.

I sense a nice, nonsensical, hysterical 1100-pages thread coming

Somebody please tell Sharp the usual bandwidth-tornado is on his way... Time to break the piggy-bank again

Pepperpotty · Post by **Pepperpotty** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:23 pm

I expect my savings to seriously Deminish in the next few weeks. My initial - shall I buy an M3 or a pa800 thread 3 months ago has now turned into a shall I buy a Kronos or a PA3X!

So now it looks like I'll be forking out at least another 1k all because someone said "wait a few days, Korg are announcing something new". Thanks for that Ozy, I'll now be forced to eat supermarket branded foods to make up for the extra money spent! Lol