Just got my Kronos UnObtainium Special Black Edition running Windows NeverCrashes Pro 128 bit with 1025 SuperByte RAM and the GreenScreen upgrade - the BSOD now has any background you want.
Lovely colour - which you can change at the push of a button.
Boots in 1 nanosecond.
The inbuilt MadeUpATechnology battery means you won’t have to plug it in for 2 centuries.
Also has Video output with AI generated band member holograms.
The Temporal interface lets you “think” up a sound and it will be instantly programmed with the melody you just thought of and a full backing band.
Rock solid and will play itself if you get too drunk - can also support you in times of crisis, will carry itself, and drive the van home.
Only plays Supertramps Dreamer but you can’t have everything


Now let’s think of a reason why it CAN be done...